Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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