she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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