and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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