every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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