My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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