marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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