Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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