I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
