She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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