I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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