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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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