areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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