Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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