break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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