real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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