I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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