i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
one two three fourrrrnication!
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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