Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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