Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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