hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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