stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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