My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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