Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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