She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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