half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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