The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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