Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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