So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Enjoy the penises
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