omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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