does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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