that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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