what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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