So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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