she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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