idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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