apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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