Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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