I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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