I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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