That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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