I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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