every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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