Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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