after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
not ubering you a puppy
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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