im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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