he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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