The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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