I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Actions speak louder than pants.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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