what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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