If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
