Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
4 words: hood of his car
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
