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Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.

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(310): Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive. http://tfl.nu/43yi

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I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.

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(858): I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it. http://tfl.nu/e9ge

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My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.

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(301): My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake. http://tfl.nu/il6h

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.

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(913): I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America. http://tfl.nu/aex4

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.

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(+44): Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket. http://tfl.nu/5ggv

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Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes

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(702): Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes http://tfl.nu/n4pv

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.

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(570): Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos. http://tfl.nu/kn72

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Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.

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(812): Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand. http://tfl.nu/f9hd

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(330): View more from Ohio

she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot

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(330): she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot http://tfl.nu/2af5

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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.

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(814): I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood. http://tfl.nu/fkn8

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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.

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(513): If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy. http://tfl.nu/099u

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My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."

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(515): My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches." http://tfl.nu/3hga

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"

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(704): I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!" http://tfl.nu/68n8

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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.

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(208): Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache. http://tfl.nu/ndot

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I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.

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(323): I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT. http://tfl.nu/iqjw

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