Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter