Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here