Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers

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(719): View more from Colorado

We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting

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(316): View more from Kansas

I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.

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(315): View more from New York

ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better

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