remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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