she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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