this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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