Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
