everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
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P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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