When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Randomize
