ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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