8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Randomize
