Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
