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just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity

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(772): View more from Florida

i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"

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(386): View more from Florida

I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife

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(352): View more from Florida

we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.

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(906): View more from Michigan

Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?

(1-906): View more from Michigan

It's okay.

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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.

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(703): View more from Virginia

At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.

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(315): View more from New York

Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare

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