We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I just want nice things and good sex
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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