i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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